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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: TEKA TEKI!! Sat May 10, 2008 9:56 pm | |
| agk2 sape2 ade teka teki best ley la luahkan kt sini.....
dri aku...
kerete ape x d pggil kereta>>??????????? | |
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yukie7 Uploader
Number of posts : 334 Age : 33 Location : puncak alam Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-26
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sat May 10, 2008 10:03 pm | |
| hu3...pe yek?? | |
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xradenchanx New User
Number of posts : 16 Age : 33 Location : whR???? DuNnO la..... =.= Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sat May 10, 2008 10:30 pm | |
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enginerd_182 Moderator
Number of posts : 439 Age : 33 Location : selangor Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-04-15
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sat May 10, 2008 10:42 pm | |
| err..kerete yg bkn kerete kot..uhukk | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sat May 10, 2008 11:54 pm | |
| huhuhu... aku wase... tul ar 2 teksi... lalala.... |
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enginerd_182 Moderator
Number of posts : 439 Age : 33 Location : selangor Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-04-15
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sun May 11, 2008 1:23 am | |
| > > 1) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki? > Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M > > 2) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar? > Answer: Kuih salah bikin. > > 3) Binatang ape yang power dlm bab berKarate? > Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade. > > 4) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit? > Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan > kepada saye. > > 5) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? > Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis 'TARIK' > > 6) Saya ade 3 kepala,4 tangan dan 5 kaki...siapakah saya? > Answer: Pembohong... > > 7) Apa dia 'Jauh di mata, dekat di hati'? > Answer: Usus > > Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala? > Answer: Kutu rambut > > 9) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat? > Answer: Neneknye si katak > > 10) Kenape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila? > Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan 'buaya' > > 11) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik? > Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan' > - Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan' > > 12) Ape persamaan Michael Jordan ngan Michael Jackson? > Answer: Dua-dua tak kenal korang...hehe > > 13) Tukang ape yang kalau dipanggil, die menjenguk ke atas? > Answer: Tukang gali kubur > > 14) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya? > Answer: Tahi hidung > > 15) Ape persamaan kain jemuran ngan telefon? > Answer: Dua-dua kalau dah 'kringgg' bole diangkat... > > 16) Knape pokok kelapa kat depan rumah harus ditebang? > Answer: Mestilah kene tebang, sape nak cabut pokok kelapa ...gile > ape... > > 17) Gajah terbang dengan ape? > Answer: Dengan susah payah...... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sun May 11, 2008 1:35 am | |
| hahaha..... jwpn yg agak msuk akal gak bunyinyer.... |
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ameeroz Moderator
Number of posts : 916 Age : 33 Location : melaka Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-26
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sun May 11, 2008 1:41 am | |
| - enginerd_182 wrote:
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> 11) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik? > Answer: - Sekretari baik..................'Selamat pagi tuan' > - Sekretari kurang baik...........'Dah pagi ni tuan'
mngikut ape yg kwn aku gtaw... sekretari ni... erm.. xsalah aku rr... sekretari ni ada 2 jenis... 1)seksa-diri...yg ni betol2 keje sekretari bos...mmg mnyeksa diri 2)seksi-diri...yg ni sekretari bos jgk tp besenye second bini...sbb slalu pkai mini skirt...dll | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Tue May 13, 2008 1:51 pm | |
| teka teki 1st jawapan nyer teksi... wakaka...
sterusnyer....
ali tggal d tgkat 14 sbuah rumah flat... 1 ari tu... die terjatuh dri beranda umah tuh....
tp kan.... kenapa die x mati???? | |
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HarzalTheViolet Super Active User
Number of posts : 498 Age : 34 Location : ~: The Land That Never Was :~ Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-04-01
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Tue May 13, 2008 4:02 pm | |
| psl die jatuh kate beranda tu je...
x jatuh smpi bwh pn...yeke?? | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Tue May 13, 2008 6:19 pm | |
| - HarzalTheViolet wrote:
- psl die jatuh kate beranda tu je...
x jatuh smpi bwh pn...yeke?? SALAH!!!! ali btul2 jatuh dri beranda tuh...jatuh ke bwh... tp kenape die x mati?? | |
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panhouse90 Motivated
Number of posts : 143 Age : 33 Location : tronoh Age : 17 Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Wed May 14, 2008 9:20 am | |
| hidup mati bukan kerja manusia semua 2 ALLAH tentukan (erk nie bkn jawapan sekadar peringatan hehe)
sbb beranda kat tingkat paling bawah
ak bg teka teki ade srng lelaki yg tinggal di tingkat teratas condo de(tngkat 25 tapi sampai tingkat 20 de keluar lif then naik tangga sampai tgkt 25 kenape? | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Wed May 14, 2008 2:00 pm | |
| ala panhouse..... tu sbb die pendek lar.... x smpai nk tekan butang......Adoi..snang sgt................
jwpan ko slah...!!! pk lagi ok........ aku akn bgtau jwpan korg lpas 5 jwapan slah...
da due slah...lg 3 sape nk jwb?? | |
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panhouse90 Motivated
Number of posts : 143 Age : 33 Location : tronoh Age : 17 Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Wed May 14, 2008 10:03 pm | |
| salah gak stereo jawapan de sebab nak bersenam haha
ermmm klu cam2 jwpan teka2 ko adalah de jatuh dr beranda bkn jatuh ke tingkat bawah yg nie bole x? | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Wed May 14, 2008 11:17 pm | |
| tuttttttt tggal due.... ALI BETUL2 JATUH KEBAWAH...... (ala, ngaku je la ko da kantoi... kn kn?? hehehehe) | |
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panhouse90 Motivated
Number of posts : 143 Age : 33 Location : tronoh Age : 17 Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 8:48 am | |
| eh jap rumah flat mane ade beranda mmg la de x mati
(kantoi mane de, mmg jwpan cam gitu) | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 1:21 pm | |
| adoi...... salah... jugak..... last chance...!
ni umah flat da advance, ade beranda.....
cpat2 pk... | |
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aslam14 Motivated
Number of posts : 110 Age : 33 Location : selayang,selangor Age : 17 Registration date : 2008-05-06
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 5:24 pm | |
| die jatoh je... x mati la... lol !!! | |
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panhouse90 Motivated
Number of posts : 143 Age : 33 Location : tronoh Age : 17 Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 6:14 pm | |
| ntah bkn best pon ali 2 nak bincangkan pasal de | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 6:53 pm | |
| ok lar....
jwpan die.....
sape ckp ALI tu orang....... ALI SEEKOR BURUNG LAR>>........
mmg r jtuh x mati...... | |
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ameeroz Moderator
Number of posts : 916 Age : 33 Location : melaka Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-26
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 7:32 pm | |
| adoii... sekor burung rupe2 nye si Ali tu.... hak3... | |
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stereokumonomu Super Stylo
Number of posts : 807 Age : 33 Location : bangsar, KL Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-29
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 9:14 pm | |
| teka- teki seterusnyer......
pade 1 ari...RAHMAT(ini btul2 org..)...pegi berjoging...
tbe2 jer hujan trun selebat2nyer kt tempat die joging....... tp rahmat ttp truskan berjoging... soklannyer ialah...
KENAPE PAKAIAN RAHMAT X BASAH? | |
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ameeroz Moderator
Number of posts : 916 Age : 33 Location : melaka Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-02-26
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Thu May 15, 2008 9:47 pm | |
| sbb die pkai bju ujan...
hik3...
klu salah...myB die rahmat tu dpt "rahmat" kot... | |
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HarzalTheViolet Super Active User
Number of posts : 498 Age : 34 Location : ~: The Land That Never Was :~ Age : 18 Registration date : 2008-04-01
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Fri May 16, 2008 12:20 am | |
| psl die joging kat dlm kawasan berbumbung... | |
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panhouse90 Motivated
Number of posts : 143 Age : 33 Location : tronoh Age : 17 Registration date : 2008-05-10
| Subject: Re: TEKA TEKI!! Sat May 17, 2008 6:14 am | |
| salah sebab 2 adalah spesis pakaian terbaru yg saintis cipta yg aku tgk dalam tomorrow today drng cipta pakaian nie khas utk x basah dan klu nak cuci hanya menggunakan wave beam plus pakain jenis nie x berkedut
btol x stereo? | |
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